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The Cappuccino Comes in One Size. Deal With It.
A cappuccino is one-third espresso, one-third steamed milk, one-third foam. Anyone asking for a large is asking for a different drink and a different amount of self-respect.
The Cappuccino Comes in One Size. Deal With It.
A cappuccino is one-third espresso, one-third steamed milk, one-third foam. Anyone asking for a large is asking for a different drink and a different amount of self-respect.
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Decaf Is Not a Drink. It's an Alibi.
Nobody orders decaf because they like the taste. A theory on what it actually is, and what it says about the person ordering it.
Decaf Is Not a Drink. It's an Alibi.
Nobody orders decaf because they like the taste. A theory on what it actually is, and what it says about the person ordering it.
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The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants
There's a particular kind of person who asks a barista for the perfect recommendation, then buys the exact opposite. Here's why.
The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants
There's a particular kind of person who asks a barista for the perfect recommendation, then buys the exact opposite. Here's why.
The Collection
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Funny Coffee Brewing Method T-Shirt — There Are 3 Types of People | Depresso
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Cappuccino Comes in One Size — Depresso Coffee T-Shirt
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Espresso Spec Sheet Magnet — Daily Operating Parameters
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Espresso Spec Sheet Tee — Everything Else Is Out of Spec
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Anatomy of a V60 — Minimalist Coffee T-Shirt
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Cappuccino We Must Have — Depresso Coffee T-Shirt
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Poured First — Depresso Coffee T-Shirt
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