Espresso Spec Sheet Tee — Everything Else Is Out of Spec

There is a correct way to make espresso, and it is written on this shirt.

18 grams in. 36 grams out. 28 seconds. 9 bar. These aren't suggestions. They're the four numbers that separate a proper shot from whatever's happening at the gas station machine down the street, and this shirt exists to make sure everyone in the room knows you know the difference.

Anything outside those numbers isn't a personal style choice. It's a deviation. Deviations get noted, quietly, by someone wearing this shirt, who will not say anything unless you ask — and if you ask, you will regret asking.

This isn't a coffee-lover shirt. Those exist, and they are fine, and they are not this. This is a spec sheet. It's for the person who has, at some point, corrected a stranger's pull time without being invited to. It's for the person who owns a scale that only weighs coffee. It's for the person who has ended a conversation because someone called espresso "just strong coffee."

Everything else is out of spec. This shirt just says so first.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, unisex fit (Gildan Softstyle 64000)
• Front-chest print, DTG
• Classic crew neckline, tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean