The Depresso Journal

The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants

The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants

There's a particular kind of person who asks a barista for the perfect recommendation, then buys the exact opposite. Here's why.

The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants

There's a particular kind of person who asks a barista for the perfect recommendation, then buys the exact opposite. Here's why.

A Cappuccino Only Comes in One Size

A Cappuccino Only Comes in One Size

A cappuccino only comes in one size. Anywhere that lets you supersize it has already told you everything you need to know.

A Cappuccino Only Comes in One Size

A cappuccino only comes in one size. Anywhere that lets you supersize it has already told you everything you need to know.

Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card

Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card

Loyalty cards are a coffee shop admitting the coffee alone isn't enough. A rant on why real coffee nerds don't need one — they need judgment.

Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card

Loyalty cards are a coffee shop admitting the coffee alone isn't enough. A rant on why real coffee nerds don't need one — they need judgment.

But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive

But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive

An entire aisle of home goods stores is dedicated to a sentence nobody has ever finished. We have thoughts.

But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive

An entire aisle of home goods stores is dedicated to a sentence nobody has ever finished. We have thoughts.

Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't, Actually)

Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't...

A formal complaint about the state of funny coffee shirt sayings, and why we decided to do something about it.

Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't...

A formal complaint about the state of funny coffee shirt sayings, and why we decided to do something about it.

Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant With a Point)

Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant Wit...

Let's be honest. Coffee gifts are broken. Not broken like your espresso machine at 7am on a Monday — that's a genuine crisis and frankly HR should have a protocol...

Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant Wit...

Let's be honest. Coffee gifts are broken. Not broken like your espresso machine at 7am on a Monday — that's a genuine crisis and frankly HR should have a protocol...