The Depresso Journal
The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants
There's a particular kind of person who asks a barista for the perfect recommendation, then buys the exact opposite. Here's why.
The Man Who Thinks He Doesn't Know What He Wants
There's a particular kind of person who asks a barista for the perfect recommendation, then buys the exact opposite. Here's why.
A Cappuccino Only Comes in One Size
A cappuccino only comes in one size. Anywhere that lets you supersize it has already told you everything you need to know.
A Cappuccino Only Comes in One Size
A cappuccino only comes in one size. Anywhere that lets you supersize it has already told you everything you need to know.
Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card
Loyalty cards are a coffee shop admitting the coffee alone isn't enough. A rant on why real coffee nerds don't need one — they need judgment.
Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card
Loyalty cards are a coffee shop admitting the coffee alone isn't enough. A rant on why real coffee nerds don't need one — they need judgment.
But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive
An entire aisle of home goods stores is dedicated to a sentence nobody has ever finished. We have thoughts.
But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive
An entire aisle of home goods stores is dedicated to a sentence nobody has ever finished. We have thoughts.
Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't...
A formal complaint about the state of funny coffee shirt sayings, and why we decided to do something about it.
Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't...
A formal complaint about the state of funny coffee shirt sayings, and why we decided to do something about it.
Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant Wit...
Let's be honest. Coffee gifts are broken. Not broken like your espresso machine at 7am on a Monday — that's a genuine crisis and frankly HR should have a protocol...
Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant Wit...
Let's be honest. Coffee gifts are broken. Not broken like your espresso machine at 7am on a Monday — that's a genuine crisis and frankly HR should have a protocol...