The Depresso Journal

Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card

Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card

Loyalty cards are a coffee shop admitting the coffee alone isn't enough. A rant on why real coffee nerds don't need one — they need judgment.

Real Coffee Nerds Don't Need a Loyalty Card

Loyalty cards are a coffee shop admitting the coffee alone isn't enough. A rant on why real coffee nerds don't need one — they need judgment.

But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive

But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive

An entire aisle of home goods stores is dedicated to a sentence nobody has ever finished. We have thoughts.

But First, Coffee is a Cry for Help in Cursive

An entire aisle of home goods stores is dedicated to a sentence nobody has ever finished. We have thoughts.

Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't, Actually)

Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't...

A formal complaint about the state of funny coffee shirt sayings, and why we decided to do something about it.

Funny Coffee Shirt Sayings (Most of Them Aren't...

A formal complaint about the state of funny coffee shirt sayings, and why we decided to do something about it.

Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant With a Point)

Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant Wit...

Let's be honest. Coffee gifts are broken. Not broken like your espresso machine at 7am on a Monday — that's a genuine crisis and frankly HR should have a protocol...

Coffee Gifts That Don't Seem Cliché (A Rant Wit...

Let's be honest. Coffee gifts are broken. Not broken like your espresso machine at 7am on a Monday — that's a genuine crisis and frankly HR should have a protocol...

Depresso Junior — Designed by My 9 Year Old

Depresso Junior — Designed by My 9 Year Old

She had the whole design finished before I'd even started the car. I just turned it into a hoodie and a t-shirt.

Depresso Junior — Designed by My 9 Year Old

She had the whole design finished before I'd even started the car. I just turned it into a hoodie and a t-shirt.

Coffee Gifts for Her (According to a Man, Which Is Already a Red Flag)

Coffee Gifts for Her (According to a Man, Which...

I run a coffee brand and I'm about to tell you what women want for a gift. This should go well.

Coffee Gifts for Her (According to a Man, Which...

I run a coffee brand and I'm about to tell you what women want for a gift. This should go well.