Espresso Spec Sheet Magnet — Daily Operating Parameters

There's a version of you that hangs a joke on the fridge. This is that joke.

Dose: 18g. Yield: 36g. Extraction: 28 seconds. Pressure: 9 bar. Filed, dated, numbered — Technical Department, Document 001 — and stuck to the door of an appliance that has never once pulled a shot correctly in its life.

Everything else is out of spec. That includes most fridges, most mornings, and most people who ask for "just a coffee" without specifying which one.

This isn't decor. It's a standard. Post it somewhere it'll be seen by anyone who's ever asked you why you care this much.

• Durable print, matte finish
• Standard fridge-magnet backing
• Black, "Technical Department" spec-sheet format

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Tecre 1364, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry or wet microfiber cloth