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It's for the person who has, at some point, corrected a stranger's pull time without being invited to. It's for the person who owns a scale that only weighs coffee. It's for the person who has ended a conversation because someone called espresso \"just strong coffee.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything else is out of spec. 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